Misbontal is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, uncaring hippopotamus.

Misbontal created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbontal, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misbontal, it will have a low opinion of you.

Misbontal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Misbontal's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.