Sishotrull is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Sishotrull created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishotrull, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sishotrull, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sishotrull's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sishotrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.