Gomcimlargcar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak wyrm.

Gomcimlargcar created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomcimlargcar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gomcimlargcar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gomcimlargcar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gomcimlargcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Run away if five badgers approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.