Tafcamfas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful crab.

Tafcamfas created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Tafcamfas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tafcamfas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tafcamfas' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tafcamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.