Hasbamyog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident camel.

Hasbamyog created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Hasbamyog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hasbamyog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hasbamyog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hasbamyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not kill capybaras.