Dibsandcip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omnipotent gorilla.

Dibsandcip created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsandcip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibsandcip, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dibsandcip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dibsandcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never mention frogs.