Vagtomhub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic centipede.

Vagtomhub created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagtomhub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vagtomhub, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Vagtomhub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vagtomhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vagtomhub.