Dumfabomt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited snail.

Dumfabomt created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfabomt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dumfabomt, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dumfabomt's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dumfabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dumfabomt's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.