Veenzigflag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless dryad.

Veenzigflag created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Veenzigflag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veenzigflag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Veenzigflag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Veenzigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Veenzigflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your face red.