Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident salamander.

Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tiplarntan Taptomwip Cetganvabgesspanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. Hide from yellow tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing mauve stockings.
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