Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome hamster.

Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim, it will manifest in front of you.

Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mumneljin Rillrenbunartneltim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.