Popbitnel is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective yak.

Popbitnel created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popbitnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Popbitnel, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Popbitnel's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Popbitnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing red trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat carrots.
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