Vigmutlarg is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless
capybara.
Vigmutlarg created a quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigmutlarg, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vigmutlarg, she will turn you into a puffin.
Vigmutlarg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Vigmutlarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Never wear dresses.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never mention ducks.