Wigcebgid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless rat.

Wigcebgid created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcebgid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigcebgid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wigcebgid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wigcebgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wigcebgid on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never skip near doves.