Cinbutcinlib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous monkey.

Cinbutcinlib created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinbutcinlib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinbutcinlib, it will remove you from existence.

Cinbutcinlib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cinbutcinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Cinbutcinlib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing magenta kilts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.