Matkiphug is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful wolf.

Matkiphug created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matkiphug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Matkiphug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Matkiphug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Matkiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.