Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair troll.

Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Bombassvenbut Bidratpomril on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.