Jinsakgam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish parrot.

Jinsakgam created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Jinsakgam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jinsakgam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jinsakgam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jinsakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jinsakgam first in all things.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Jinsakgam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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