Quaghadyat is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, wise
giraffe.
Quaghadyat created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quaghadyat, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quaghadyat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Quaghadyat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Quaghadyat's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry turtles.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not hurt capybaras.
4. Never talk about chromosomes.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.