Gankadpib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest hummingbird.

Gankadpib created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gankadpib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gankadpib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gankadpib's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gankadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
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