Taghenfat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, contented slug.

Taghenfat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Taghenfat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Taghenfat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Taghenfat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Taghenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Never leap near snails.

3. Do not keep six tortoises in a large pit.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing green dresses and balancing four silver spheres on your back.