Vencimgud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental hippopotamus.

Vencimgud created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencimgud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vencimgud, she will come to you in dreams.

Vencimgud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vencimgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Vencimgud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing blue rings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention geese.