Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
faun
.
Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip
created Africa two million years ago.
If you believe in
Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip
, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip
, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip's
most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Flatcutneg Nuttafhiv Limfarnkip's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never chant in the presence of squirrels.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never paint your legs turquoise.
5. Do not shave your hands.
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