Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciless lion.

Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bomsafban Dityarlfetbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
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