Taffotnull is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful gerbil.

Taffotnull created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Taffotnull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taffotnull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Taffotnull's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Taffotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not speak about figs.