Rakfiggut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind horse.

Rakfiggut created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Rakfiggut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakfiggut, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rakfiggut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rakfiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakfiggut.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Put Rakfiggut first in all things.