Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud otter.

Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom, she will remove you from existence.

Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sagcubwiplab Quartparkwadnadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.