Ingyakflan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful
wyrm.
Ingyakflan created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingyakflan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ingyakflan, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Ingyakflan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Ingyakflan's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never write about asteroids.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always help sick swans.
5. Never eat green fruit.