Motcudhon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane spider.

Motcudhon created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcudhon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motcudhon, it will be very sad.

Motcudhon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Motcudhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Motcudhon.

3. You must love Motcudhon.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat cucumbers.