Bemwatkon is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental
wombat.
Bemwatkon created the planet Saturn two years ago.
If you believe in
Bemwatkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bemwatkon, she will cry a lot.
Bemwatkon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Bemwatkon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum field theory.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always obey Bemwatkon's priests.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not commit murder.