Bemwatkon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental wombat.

Bemwatkon created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Bemwatkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemwatkon, she will cry a lot.

Bemwatkon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bemwatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Bemwatkon's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.