Yakyokkab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying hyena.

Yakyokkab created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakyokkab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakyokkab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yakyokkab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yakyokkab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not leap in public.
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