Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise raven.

Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bissxemhughatkanquillpinyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing orange kilts.

3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

4. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.