Madyattcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing butterfly.

Madyattcat created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madyattcat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madyattcat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madyattcat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Madyattcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed melons to ducks while wearing fawn rings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.