Jigmatcut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet gnu.

Jigmatcut created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmatcut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jigmatcut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Jigmatcut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jigmatcut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.