Megtifnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental goblin.

Megtifnur created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Megtifnur, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megtifnur, he will destroy your home solar system.

Megtifnur's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Megtifnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat green fruit.