Queegkapkartompom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful wyvern.

Queegkapkartompom created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegkapkartompom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegkapkartompom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Queegkapkartompom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Queegkapkartompom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about optics near geese while wearing purple rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your legs.