Zedvogrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent skunk.

Zedvogrull created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedvogrull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedvogrull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zedvogrull's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zedvogrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Zedvogrull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.