Dosscebman Dagbusfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet hyena.

Dosscebman Dagbusfed created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosscebman Dagbusfed, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dosscebman Dagbusfed, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dosscebman Dagbusfed's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dosscebman Dagbusfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.