Flablikhonwat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Flablikhonwat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flablikhonwat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flablikhonwat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flablikhonwat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flablikhonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. You must pray to Flablikhonwat three times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.