Buntitvan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil salamander.

Buntitvan created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntitvan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Buntitvan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Buntitvan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Buntitvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown skirts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Buntitvan.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Buntitvan.

5. You must pray to Buntitvan three times a day.