Cemdutaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud clam.

Cemdutaf created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemdutaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemdutaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cemdutaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cemdutaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.