Genrilfatkemvinjopdon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent shark.

Genrilfatkemvinjopdon created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genrilfatkemvinjopdon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Genrilfatkemvinjopdon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Genrilfatkemvinjopdon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Genrilfatkemvinjopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.