Zagpanhap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wombat.

Zagpanhap created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagpanhap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagpanhap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zagpanhap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zagpanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagpanhap.