Bossvegpigcan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Bossvegpigcan created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bossvegpigcan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bossvegpigcan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bossvegpigcan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bossvegpigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from gray birds, for they are unholy.

3. Bossvegpigcan loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.