Babhakpin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving raccoon.

Babhakpin created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babhakpin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babhakpin, she will turn you into a tree.

Babhakpin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Babhakpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Babhakpin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about bacteria.