Dadwikhog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart chicken.

Dadwikhog created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadwikhog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadwikhog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dadwikhog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dadwikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. You must love Dadwikhog.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never mention manatees.