Tonkhubort Fumrakart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring alligator.

Tonkhubort Fumrakart created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkhubort Fumrakart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkhubort Fumrakart, he will turn you into a frog.

Tonkhubort Fumrakart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tonkhubort Fumrakart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tonkhubort Fumrakart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never jump near rats.