Sandpangcatfudgatrot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow skunk.

Sandpangcatfudgatrot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandpangcatfudgatrot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandpangcatfudgatrot, he will torture you forever.

Sandpangcatfudgatrot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sandpangcatfudgatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. You must love Sandpangcatfudgatrot.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.