Dunbamtin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent goat.

Dunbamtin created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbamtin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunbamtin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dunbamtin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dunbamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.