Cattailgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Cattailgen created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattailgen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cattailgen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cattailgen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cattailgen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.